is sweatshirt doesn’t come with a toolbelt — you are the tool. “Hole Driller” is for the relentless, the unhinged, and the depraved individuals who don’t just fill voids — they create them. You’re not just showing up to screw — you’re here to dig deep, break walls, and leave structural damage. Emotionally? Spiritually? Physically? All of the above. You’re the reason drywall trembles and souls don’t recover.
This one’s for the heavy hitters. The backbreakers. The destroyers of peace and tight spaces. You bring nothing to the table but a wild grin, a sore back, and a body count (of the fun kind). Slip it on, rev up, and make it clear: you don’t ask where — you just drill. Clean holes, dirty holes, emotional holes — no hole left unviolated.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
