This ain’t about construction, baby. This is about penetration with purpose. Whether you’re holding a power tool or just being one, this shirt says: I make holes. Where? That’s your problem.
You’re not here to ask questions. You’re here to show up sweaty, break a sweat, and leave behind at least three mysterious holes and a story no one’s brave enough to tell. You don’t measure twice—you thrust once and pray.
Perfect for handymen, homewreckers, and that guy your mom warned you about who “fixes things around the house” but somehow never actually fixes anything. Could be drywall. Could be dignity. Doesn’t matter. If there’s a hole to be made, you’re drilling it.
Slogan options include:
🔧 “Cordless but never powerless”
🔩 “Hammer optional, stamina required”
🕳️ “Some holes just happen”
So throw it on. Grip it. Rip it. Penetrate responsibly.
You’re not just a tool—you’re the Hole Driller.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
