Hole Driller - Super Silly Hats

Subtle? Never heard of it. This hat is pure pervert propaganda. You’re not a handyman—you’re a menace with a flesh drill and no regard for drywall, dignity, or depth. Wherever there’s a hole, you’re investigating. Glory hole? Sure. Tree knot? Maybe. A suspicious soft spot in a bean bag chair? Don’t ask questions.

This isn’t a job title—it’s a warning label. You drill holes, fill roles, and leave emotional damage like it’s your side hustle. This hat’s for the person who sees every orifice as an invitation and every silence as consent. Respectful? No. Committed? Unfortunately, yes.

You’re not just horny—you’re contractor-core with a vengeance.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.