This shirt is for the person who makes poor decisions look sexy and chaos look intentional. Perfect for late-night hookups, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or any situation where your friends are just hoping you survive the night without leaving a trail of broken rules and bruised egos. Wear it and proudly announce that your hobbies include bending the law, drilling holes in questionable places, and leaving every room slightly worse than you found it. Bonus points if someone calls the cops — you’ll look amazing in mugshot lighting.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
