Future Felon - Super Silly Hats

Strap on the “Future Felon” snapback and let the world know you’re not just breaking hearts — you’re actively working on your first charge. This hat doesn’t play nice, and neither do you. It’s got that reckless, red-flag energy soaked into every stitch — the kind of energy that gets people arrested, kicked out, and texted at 3AM with zero remorse. You’re not a rule-breaker. You’re a rule obliterator. Whether it’s public indecency, emotional destruction, or crimes of the flesh, this snapback says: I haven’t been caught yet, but it’s coming. And honestly? You’ll be smiling in the mugshot.

Throw it on for court dates, shady errands, or just to give your situationship a well-deserved anxiety attack. Either way — if they know, they know.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.