You don’t clean, you don’t care, and you damn sure don’t hide it. This ain’t your average “I skipped a shower” vibe — this is full neglect with a side of stank that makes noses run and hearts race. You’re the rotten cheese on the platter, the mold in the corner, the crusty mustache dripping with last week’s regrets. If you’re proud to be the walking biohazard that smells like sex, sweat, and sin — this is your badge of honor.
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