This sweatshirt is for the creep in the back row. The one who's not crying — just observing. Silently judging the casket fit, rating the floral arrangements, and lowkey hoping someone throws themselves on the coffin. “Funeral Enthusiast” isn’t just a vibe — it’s a lifestyle. You don’t do parties. You do services. You don’t dress to impress — you dress to mourn andseduce. There’s something about grief that just gets you going, and let’s be real: black looks good on you.
Maybe you’re here to pay respects. Maybe you’re just here to scope out who’s single now. Either way, you’ve RSVP’d to the afterlife and brought your own tissues — for multiple reasons. Slap this on, pull up to the wake, and make everyone wonder if you lost a loved one… or if you just like the smell of lilies and trauma.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
