Look, weddings are fine—but funerals? That’s where the real drama is. The crying, the mystery, the slow organ music, the suspicious potato salad at the reception… chef’s kiss. This shirt is for the ones who show up dressed to kill (metaphorically), ready to mourn, mingle, and maybe walk out with a free urn.
You don’t just attend funerals—you rate them. Floral arrangements? Mid. Eulogy? Needed editing. Casket? Closed, but the tea was wide open. Whether you’re there for the vibes, the inheritance rumors, or just love a good black outfit with snacks, this tee lets people know: you’re not weird, you’re dedicated.
Ideal for goths, drama queens, and anyone who’s ever said, “I don’t know them, but I heard it was open bar.”
So go ahead—slay the service. You’re not just mourning. You’re a Funeral Enthusiast.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
