Funeral Enthusiast - Super Silly Hats

You’re not here to grieve—you’re here to slay in black and maybe pick up a widow. This hat says “death turns me on” louder than an open casket and tighter than grandma’s urn. You’re not mourning—you’re scouting. You’ve never met the deceased, but you did show up with condoms and a flask.

You love a funeral like others love weddings—free tissues, loose emotions, and vulnerable people in nice clothes. This isn’t about paying respects—it’s about getting disrespected in the parking lot afterward. And if there's a buffet? Even better. You'll cry for the clams and clap for the cheeks.

You're not cold-hearted. You're just hard at wakes.

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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.