Warning: extreme wetness ahead. You’re not just ovulating — you’re a goddamn tsunami of slick, squirting, dripping, uncontrollable chaos. This pair floods sheets, floods minds, and leaves everyone drenched and desperate. If you’ve got an uncontrollable geyser and zero shame about it, wear this and show the world how wet, wild, and utterly unhinged you can get when nature calls your nasty ass out.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
