Welcome to the nasty house of horrors where spit, sweat, and slobber run free. This is for the boys who get dirty and staydirty — the ones who live to be degraded, teased, and absolutely destroyed in the best ways possible. Whether you’re the asshole who eats ass or the one who begs for it, this set lets everyone know you’re a walking, talking disaster of filthy habits and unfiltered lust.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
