This sweatshirt isn’t clean, and neither are you. “Dirty Boy” is for the ones who know they’re disgusting and wear it like a badge of honor — filthy mind, sticky hands, and no moral compass in sight. You’re not just a little naughty — you’re downright punishable. This is for the guy who gets called names and thanks you for it. The one who gets off on being told to sit, stay, and clean up the mess they made.
Wearing this isn’t fashion — it’s a cry for help and a kink flag all in one. You’re the reason hotel towels are stiff, the group chat went silent, and someone’s mom clutched her pearls. You’re dripping with regret and horniness, and frankly? That’s the charm. Slide this on, lower your eyes, and let everyone know: you’re a dirty boy... and you like it that way.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
