The ‘Dirty Boy’ t-shirt is a one-way ticket to Skankville, with its bold, crusty letters looking like they were scratched into the fabric by a hobo with a vendetta and a bottle of cheap whiskey. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning label for the kind of guy who’d “help” with your stalled car by whispering creepy innuendos while pretending to check the oil, his grin dirtier than the grease stains on his fingers. Perfect for prowling truck stops or dive bars where the jukebox only plays songs about bad decisions, this tee screams, “I’m the guy your mom warned you about, and I’m here to ruin your night with a wink and a whiff of pure debauchery.” Wear it, and watch everyone from the bartender to the tow truck driver back away slowly, praying you don’t ask for a hug.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
