This sweatshirt isn’t a preference — it’s a damnation. “Darker the Better” is for the ones who crave depth, filth, and the kind of chaos that comes with a full loss of control. It’s not about taste — it’s about addiction. Whether it’s humor, trauma, intentions, or skin, you want it darker. Bleaker. Dirtier. You don’t flirt with the void — you spread your legs for it.
Wearing this is a full send into moral collapse. It’s not for the soft-hearted or the emotionally stable. It’s for the ones who laugh at funerals, get off to pain, and think red flags are fashion accessories. You’re not here for the light. You’re here for the rot — the filthy, gorgeous, intoxicating rot. So throw this on, ruin some lives, and remind the world that the only thing deeper than your darkness… is the trouble you're about to cause.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
