It’s not a question—it’s a challenge. “Daddy?” is for the beautifully unwell, the ones who flirt with danger, authority, and anyone who smells like trauma and money. This shirt doesn’t ask for a father figure—it demands a problem.
You wear this when you want attention, discipline, and possibly a stern talking-to with hands involved. You’ve got that innocent look with demon intentions. You say “please” like a threat and “Daddy?” like you mean it.
This shirt is perfect for turning heads, starting rumors, and unlocking kinks people didn’t know they had. You’re not just looking for someone to take care of you—you’re looking for someone to ruin you gently and pay your parking tickets.
Put it on. Bat your lashes. Ruin someone’s life with a single word.
Daddy?
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