This sweatshirt doesn’t lie — it just moans and leaves before sunrise. “Cheap and Quick” is for the shameless, the slutty, the low-effort legends who don’t need romance, context, or a last name. You’re not the full course — you’re the gas station snack at 2AM that gets the job done and leaves fingers greasy. You’re a one-night fever dream, a barely remembered name, and a guaranteed mistake someone will make again.
Wearing this is giving: five-minute max, pants optional, payment never discussed. You’re not here to build bonds — you’re here to break backs and leave ghost emojis on read. It’s not about quality. It’s not about commitment. It’s about fast, dirty, and just barely legal. So slide this on and let the world know: you’re the dollar menu of desire — no refunds, no feelings, just filthy fun.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
