Some people are classy. You are efficient. This shirt proudly declares your commitment to low effort, fast results, and absolutely zero warranty. Whether we’re talkin’ tacos, tattoos, or terrible life decisions—you don’t need it to be good. You need it now.
Perfect for one-night stands, Vegas weddings, and "five-minute oil changes" (if you know, you know). You’re not here for the long haul—you’re here to ruin someone’s week in record time. You’re a walking red flag with a loyalty card at 3 different 24-hour drive-thrus.
This tee is for the unhinged, the unbothered, and the underqualified. You don’t just bring the chaos—you bill by the minute.
So go ahead. Wear it like the warning it is. You’re Cheap and Quick—and proud of it.
(Results may vary. Refunds not available. Ask your doctor if this lifestyle is right for you.)
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
