Let’s cut the crap — this sweatshirt doesn’t beat around the bush. It gets in there. “Ass Muncher” is for the bold, the brave, and the certified filthy who aren’t just open-minded… they’re open-mouthed. You’re not here to play coy — you’re here to make eye contact while doing something life-changing between cheeks. Wearing this is a full-blown kink declaration, a badge of honor, and a red flag that flaps proudly in the wind.
This is for the face-sitting fans, the tongue-first flirts, the ones who see a juicy peach and start mentally clocking dinner time. You don’t care about judgment — you care about flavor. So go ahead, throw this on and let the world know: you're not just nasty, you're devoted. Because at the end of the day, you don’t eat to live — you eat ass to thrive.
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By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
