Ass Muncher - Super Silly Hats

No shame. No hesitation. No need to shower first. This hat is for the bold, the brave, the face-deep freaks who don’t wait for permission—they just dive in cheeks first. You’ve got a tongue with a body count and a taste for danger. Hygiene is optional. Eye contact is mandatory.

You're not here for small talk—you’re here to rim like your life depends on it. This hat doesn’t just hint at butt stuff—it screams it from across the bar while drooling. You don’t kiss lips—you kiss backdoors. You’ve French’d more crack than a plumber on payday, and you’re proud of it.

It’s not a kink. It’s a calling.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.