There’s no metaphor here. No irony. No nuance. Just raw, unfiltered chaos in a size medium. This shirt doesn’t whisper. It screams across the parking lot at 2am while holding a vape and a court summons. It’s not asking for love, healing, or closure. It’s begging to be absolutely ruined—mentally, physically, financially, spiritually. You don’t want a hug. You want someone to leave claw marks on your soul and then block you mid-text.
Wearing this is like putting on a Do Not Resuscitate sign in public. You’re not looking for a connection. You’re looking to be emotionally sandblasted by someone with a neck tattoo and no bed frame. You crave drama, delusion, and minor injuries. Therapy’s not working, the meds are just for decoration, and your boundaries? Left the chat. This shirt doesn’t flirt—it invites disaster with eye contact and open arms. So go ahead. Abuse me.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
General
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
