10 Years to Life - Super Silly Hats

This hat says you’ve either just made bail or you're on your way to making someone deeply uncomfortable. You’re not just a red flag—you’re a whole courtroom transcript. Felony energy. Mugshot-ready. The vibe is ankle monitor chic with a sprinkle of “I swear she said she was 18.” This isn't fashion—it’s foreshadowing.

Wear it to your ex’s baby shower. Wear it on a first date to see who flinches. This cap doesn’t scream “criminal record,” it moans it slowly into your ear while holding a shovel. No one knows if you're joking—and that’s the point.

You're not misunderstood. You're just waiting for trial.

Disclaimer:

By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.