This bundle is basically a cease-and-desist in fabric form. If you wear these, you’re the kind of person who thinks HR is just “hot receptionist.” Perfect for anyone who’s been banned from more bars than they can count, whose dating app bio is just a legal disclaimer, and who has “per my lawyer” on speed dial. People will either run toward you or call the cops — sometimes both.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
