This bundle is for the person who’s proud to be slightly hazardous to public health. Whether it’s a family road trip, a music festival, or just a random Tuesday, these shirts announce: “I’m here, I’m chaotic, and yes, I smell a little.” Guaranteed to make strangers nervous and friends laugh — sometimes at the same time.
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.