All aboard the Hot Mess Express — next stop, questionable decisions! This bundle is for anyone whose idea of fun involves breaking rules, breaking hearts, and occasionally breaking a chair. Perfect for bachelor/bachelorette parties, spring break, or any time you want your friends to whisper, “Yep… that’s them.”
Disclaimer:
By purchasing or using any product from Super Silly Company, you acknowledge that we are purveyors of absurd novelties, not your legal counsel, financial advisor, or that one cousin who claims to "know a guy." Super Silly Company, its employees, and the office gremlin who keeps stealing our pens shall not be held liable for any consequences arising from your use of our products, including but not limited to: sparking government surveillance, igniting barstool arguments, or causing your grandma to choke on her dentures. Our goods are designed for shits and giggles, not courtroom dramas, so don’t come knocking if your purchase lands you in hot water or a viral shitstorm. Proceed at your own risk, you delightfully unhinged customer.
